Greetings fellow Webslaves,
I'm seeking real world advice about Server capabilities. I know it is a bit like "how long is a piece of string", but I REALLY need to start on this.
I've had the unpleasant experience of Server meltdowns several times in a few years - and we aren't talking streaming video or big numbers.
Each time it has been painful for my small/shallow pocket.
Many of you no doubt know about
http://plentyoffish.com.
He started on a tiny box in his lounge room and grew from there to one of the biggest traffic dating sites in the world.
I...
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Fresh Orange Bread
INGREDIENTS:
1/4 c Butter
1 c Honey
1 Egg
1 1/2 tb Grated orange rind
2 1/2 c Sifted flour
2 1/2 ts Baking powder
1 ts Salt
3/4 c Fresh orange juice
3/4 c Finely chopped walnuts
DIRECTIONS:
Cream butter, continue creaming while adding honey in a fine stream. Add egg and beat well, then add orange peel. Sift flour once, measure, add baking powder and salt and sift together again. Add flour alternately with orange juice, a small amount at a time to first mixture, beating after each addition until smooth. Stir in nuts, blend well. Pour into 9 x 5 x 3? lined with waxed...
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Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe...
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Dupa un update recent la ultima versiune pentru
phpMyAdmin am avut surpriza sa nu ma pot loga in
mysql (
baza de date ).
Eroare:
#1045 - Access denied for user ‘root’@'localhost’ (using password: NO)
ce este de facut.
Intrati in folderu /usr/share/phpMyAdmin/ si verificati daca aveti fisierul config.inc.php . O sa observati ca fisierul este linkat spre
/etc/phpMyAdmin/config.imc.php care practic nu exista. Nu aveti decat sa copiati fiserul config.sample.inc.php in folderu
/etc/phpMyAdmin/ si sa’l redenumiti in config.inc.php !
Apoi configurati variabila
$cfg[’blowfish_secret’] din config.inc.php cu un sir/string aleator. Asta a fost tot. Salvati si incercati sa va logati. Ar trebui sa merga fara...
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Dacie Tallulah
Daisy Boo (Jamie and Jules Oliver)
Daisy May
Daisy Katherine Anna
Daisy Rose
Daisy Rose Juniper
Daizi Tate
Dakota Jude
Dakota Rain (Delores O' Riordan)
Dana Tamazin
Daniella Jaide
Danielle Alexandra (Dan Aykroyd and Donna Dixon)
Danielle Grace
Danielle Jade Amy
Darcie Elizabeth Rhiannon
Darcie Kate
Deanna Zee
Delilah Belle (Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna)
Delilah Grace
Delilah Mai Tamera
Destiny Juliette
Devon Leila
Dexter Dean (Diane Keaton)
Dixie Anne
Dixie Dot (Anna Ryder Richardson)
Diva Muffin (Frank Zappa)
Domenica Elizabeth (Martin Scorcese and Julia Cameron)
Dorothea Nicole
Dusti Raine (Robert Van Winkle AKA-Vanilla Ice and Laura Giarritta)
Dylan Frances (Sean Penn and Robin...
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Bacon and Avocado Quick Bread
INGREDIENTS:
2 Rashers bacon
1 Onion
1 Avocado
2 c Flour
4 ts Baking powder
2 Eggs
1 c Milk
1/2 c Grated tasty cheese
1/4 c Basil pesto
2 Tomatoes
DIRECTIONS:
Remove rind from bacon and chop flesh finely.
Peel onion and chop finely.
Remove skin and stone from avocado. Chop flesh roughly.
Sift flour and baking powder into a bowl.
Beat eggs and milk together.
Add cheese and combine.
Toss bacon, onion and avocado through flour mixture.
Add egg mixture and combine.
Pour into a baking paper lined bottom 20cm cake tin.
Bake at 200 C for 30 minutes or until cooked through.
Stand 5 minutes before turning out.
Cut in half horizontally.
Spread base with pesto.
Slice...
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French Quarter Bread Pudding
INGREDIENTS:
1 (1 pound) loaf French bread
1/2 cup chopped pecans
1/2 cup unsalted butter, melted
3 eggs
1 cup half-and-half cream
1 1/4 cups milk
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1 cup white sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/4 cup golden raisins
DIRECTIONS:
Preheat oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C). Cut bread into 1 inch thick slices. Arrange bread slices and pecans on a baking sheet and drizzle with melted butter; toast lightly.
In a large bowl, beat together eggs, cream, milk, cinnamon, nutmeg, sugar and vanilla. Put bread and pecans in a lightly greased 7×11 in casserole dish. Pour egg mixture over bread....
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Like most people with one of these web loggy things, it’s nice to see statistics. You know the sort of thing: how many visits you’re getting; which items are getting repeat viewings and are more popular. That sort of thing. Sure, my host offers me a couple of options but they tend to be transitory and over-complicated.
As Yellow Swordfish is built on
WordPress there are also a number of respectable plugins that will also do the job - usually from within the admin pages themselves. And I have tried several.
The first I tried was
StatTraq which...
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