Granted, prostate exams aren’t the most enjoyable things in the world, but they only last about 10 seconds. It’s well worth it. Just think of the possible consequences if you don’t get it done.
- Len Dawson
There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams.
- Kenneth H. Cooper
As long as learning is connected with earning, as long as certain jobs can only be reached through exams, so long must we take this examination system seriously. If another ladder to employment was contrived, much so-called education would disappear, and no one would be a penny the stupider.
- E. M. Forster
My nights are going sleepless,
- my days are going useless.
- So I asked GOD, “is this love?”.
- GOD replied, “no dear, result is near
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
- It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
- It functions right from the time we are born,
- and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
- Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
- Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
- Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
- Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
- “mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai,
- 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.
- Tere paas kya hai?”.
- Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
- har taraf padhai ka saya hai
- peparon mein number kisne paya hai
- ham to u hin aye the paper dene
- sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai
kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the
- jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the ,
- utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
- Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!