Archive for the ‘Exams Sms 10’ Category

Granted, prostate exams aren’t the most enjoyable things in the world

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

Granted, prostate exams aren’t the most enjoyable things in the world, but they only last about 10 seconds. It’s well worth it. Just think of the possible consequences if you don’t get it done.
- Len Dawson

As long as learning is connected with earning

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

As long as learning is connected with earning, as long as certain jobs can only be reached through exams, so long must we take this examination system seriously. If another ladder to employment was contrived, much so-called education would disappear, and no one would be a penny the stupider.
- E. M. Forster

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
- Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
- Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
- Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
- Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the
- jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the ,
- utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the

Emergencies

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

To be a “Good professional”, always start to study late for “Exams”. Because it teaches how to manage “Time” and tackle “Emergencies”!!

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
- Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
- Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
- Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
- Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..

Why Study For Exams.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

Why Study For Exams…. Are they not about what you know, not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?

- A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

- A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam

I was thinking

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.- George Carlin